Bob at "Joe's": Survivial of the Fittest?

Last night, Bob and I made a trip to Trader Joe's, and in "Traitor Bob" fashion, he left me in the dust for organic blueberry muffin mix and a free sample of Asian slaw.

In case all of you Leave It To Stever followers (all 11 of you!), do not believe just how intense my husband gets at this discounted retail grocery store (based on the aforementioned experience in my earlier post "Trader Joe's, Traitor Bob"), please find evidence below.  My Blackberry Bold camera truly captures the creature in his natural habitat.

Exhibit A.  Bob double fisting free samples, boxing out frail blond girl standing behind him so that she cannot share in his prey.

Exhibit B.  Bob taking out his "competitors" to get into the line by using his cart to herd them out of the way, while weeding out the weak and the elderly.